a dramatic reading of someone’s about section gone wrong >:c
LMFAO OMG LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BAHAHAHAHHA WHAT
(via gone-withthewind)
(Source: keithmorris, via nomface123)
| girl: | i'm having vagina surgery |
| boyfriend: | i know |
| girl: | i love you |
| boyfriend: | i love you too |
| after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there | |
| girl: | where is my boyfriend |
| dad: | who do you think gave you the vagina |
| girl: | what |
| one third of me: | I want a boyfriend so much, relationships are so cute aw |
| one third of me: | sex sex sex I want sex fuck relationships lets be slutty lol |
| one third of me: | fuck everyone I hate people kill yourselves |
| playing video games | |
| someone: | hey |
| 10 minutes later | |
| me: | I DIED AND ITS BECAUSE YOU WERE TALKING |
| using my mom's/dad's money: | im going to buy that, and that. $150? im definitely buying that. |
| using my money: | $2? maybe that's too much.. |
“Aint Lion”
(via pir4tes-with-fins)
| me: | ugh why am i so lonely |
| friend: | hey do u wanna go out tonight |
| me: | no |